Life's short party naked.

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via hell-on-high-heels23)

Sigh i want to drink! This is fucking gay!

Wheelchair suicide ramps there real! #wheelchair

Wheelchair suicide ramps there real! #wheelchair

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

(via ultravixlencee)

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

image

(via maddyisjustweird)

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

(via teemo-the-swift-scout)

sealfie:

sealfie:

What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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