Life's short party naked.

peachkittten:

lovelikewoe:

promisesnevertobekept:

gabbygirlw17:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

both ways he ends up dead in the water

and doesn’t get the girl

Or an oscar.

Somehow we always end up here

Smfh

(via patrickcolemanus)

RANT.

Were together, were not together, I love you, I love my x, I can’t love you, let’s get engaged why not, were not engaged it’s a joke, I’m going to be your date to vegas, actually can I bring someone else with me, oh you won’t pay for him nvm I’ll be your date. I love you.
-_- I’m sooooo done with her at this point hey if you want to be with him go ahead but I’m not going to be the one who lets you live with him then go out with someone else. If your going to be with him then be with him but don’t expect me to pay for your relationship

kairibloodheart:

some schools know how to have fun, and I was never in any of them

(Source: pleatedjeans, via werner-norton)

Haven’t drank in 4 days I’m dying.

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying, via spork)

fruitmangobaethotlil69mamitagrl:

richmondcee:

how to spot basic bitch by url :

  1. "fruit"
  2. "mango"
  3. "bae"
  4. "thot"
  5. "lil"
  6. "69"
  7. "mamita"
  8. "grl"

who da fuck you callin a basic bitch

(via maddyisjustweird)