Life's short party naked.

Love football season got the house to myself for like 6 hours every afternoon and nothing to do -.-

precumming:

he single tho?

precumming:

he single tho?

(via spork)

drug-habit:

this is almost so true it hurts

drug-habit:

this is almost so true it hurts

(Source: halfstoned, via proj2501)

thug-shinji:

Don’t want none unless you got buns hun
- Gendo Ikari

thug-shinji:

Don’t want none unless you got buns hun

- Gendo Ikari

(via sighkyle)

prozaccanthelp:

I’ll keep you my dirty little secret

prozaccanthelp:

I’ll keep you my dirty little secret

(Source: my-heart-doesnt-beat--it-wobbles, via teen-desire)

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

(via hell-on-high-heels23)

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

(via maddyisjustweird)

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via maddyisjustweird)